One day a 54 year old lady had a heart attack & was taken to the hospital.
While on the operation, she had a near death experience.
On that time, seeing God she asked, “is my life completed?”
God replied, “no, you have another 34 years to live.”
Upon heart recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital & have a face-lift, liposuction & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair colors and style also.. now she looks like 40 years women.
Finally she was released from the hospital.
One day, while crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.
In heaven, arriving in front of God, she asked, “You said I had another 34 years to live. why didn’t you save me from the truck?”
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God replied: “Sorry, I couldn’t recognize you!” 😀